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#1 2009-01-12 10:20:20

niut72
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Travel and tourist jokes

A man wrote a letter to a small

hotel in a Midwest town he planned to visit on his vacation.
He
wrote:"I would very much like to bring my dog with me. He is

well-groomed and very well behaved. Would you be willing to permit me to keep

him in my room with me at night?"

An immediate reply came
from the hotel owner, who said, "I've been
operating this hotel for
many years. In all that time, I've never had a
dog steal towels,
bedclothes, silverware or pictures off the walls.
I've never had to
evict a dog in the middle of the night for being drunk
and
disorderly. And I've never had a dog run out on a hotel bill. Yes,
indeed,
your dog is welcome at my hotel. And, if your dog will vouch
for
you, you're welcome to stay here, too."

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#2 2009-01-12 10:26:11

pereteanu
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Re: Travel and tourist jokes

Niektórym pozwala się grzeszyć dla świętego spokoju. Zbigniew Hołodiuk

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#3 2009-01-12 11:23:54

luminita
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Re: Travel and tourist jokes

Nie ma rzeczy, której nie można by zdobyć wytrwałą pracą i pilnym staraniem. Seneka Młodszy (właśc. Lucius Annaeus Seneca, zw. Filozof, 4 p.n.e. ? - 65 n.e)

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#4 2009-01-12 16:45:29

aethelred
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Re: Travel and tourist jokes

A sami byli dla siebie większym ciężarem niż ciemność. Mdr 17,20

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